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    looking for just text posts?? here you go

    how about your old themes? no problem

    need to know your post limit status? check it out

    need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n

    want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1

    (via blowmeharry)

    Source: inbox
    • 1 week ago
    • 50139 notes
    • #reference
    • #wow yay!
  • thespacegoat:

    • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
    • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
    • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
    • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
    • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
    • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
    • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
    • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
    • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
    • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
    • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
    • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
    • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
    • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
    • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
    • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
    • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
    • Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
    • Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
    • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
    • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
    • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
    • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
    • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
    • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
    • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
    • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

    (via theliampaynetrain)

    Source: thespacegoat
    • 2 weeks ago
    • 405687 notes
    • #ref
    • #fave
  • eyecager:

    https://www.facebook.com/Anatomy4Sculptors/photos_albums

    Such a fantastic resource!!

    (via thestarofspace)

    Source: eyecager
    • 3 weeks ago
    • 24702 notes
    • #ref
    • #art
    • #god damn i wish i could draw
  • “

    Get some sleep.

    Eat an orange every morning.

    Be friendly. It will help make you happy.

    Hope for everything. Expect nothing.

    Take care of things close to home first. Straighten up your room before you save the world. Then save the world.

    Be nice to people before they have a chance to behave badly.

    Don’t stay angry about anything for more than a week, but don’t forget what made you angry. Hold your anger out at arm’s length and look at it, as if it were a glass ball. Then add it to your glass ball collection.

    Wear comfortable shoes.

    Do not spend too much time with large groups of people.

    Plan your day so you never have to rush.

    Show your appreciation to people who do things for you, even if you have paid them, even if they do favours you don’t want.

    After dinner, wash the dishes.

    Calm down.

    Don’t expect your children to love you, so they can, if they want to.

    Don’t be too self-critical or too self-congratulatory.

    Don’t think that progress exists. It doesn’t.

    Imagine what you would like to see happen, and then don’t do anything to make it impossible.

    Forgive your country every once in a while. If that is not possible, go to another one.

    If you feel tired, rest.

    Don’t be depressed about growing older. It will make you feel even older. Which is depressing.

    Do one thing at a time.

    If you burn your finger, put ice on it immediately. If you bang your finger with a hammer, hold your hand in the air for 20 minutes. you will be surprised by the curative powers of ice and gravity.

    Do not inhale smoke.

    Take a deep breath.

    Do not smart off to a policeman.

    Be good.

    Be honest with yourself, diplomatic with others.

    Do not go crazy a lot. It’s a waste of time.

    Drink plenty of water. When asked what you would like to drink, say, “Water, please.”

    Take out the trash.

    Love life.

    Use exact change.

    When there’s shooting in the street, don’t go near the window.

    ”
    — Ron Padgett, “How To Be Perfect” (via pigmenting)

    Reblog always.

    (via gettingahealthybody)

    (via incked)

    Source: pigmenting
    • 3 weeks ago
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  • faustbot:

    unxoriginal:

    kyerabianca:

    All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into white frosting. The amount of drops needed for the color you want is underneath the icing color. So convenient. :)

    I love Mint Chip = 3 blue, 3 green

    Click to enlarge!

    (via annaandblue)

    this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

    Note to self

    (via daethlyhallows)

    Source: kyerabianca
    • 1 month ago
    • 87228 notes
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    • #this shit is bloody amazing
  • militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
1-2 Razors
Mix everything together in a bowl.
Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
Shave your legs.
Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

    militaryfit-bombshell:

    Super Silky Summer Legs

    Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

    Ingredients

    • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
    • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
    • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
    • 1-2 Razors
    1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
    2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
    3. Shave your legs.
    4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
    5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
    6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
    7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
    8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

    Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

    I have silky arm pits too!!

    Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

    (via louisthelittlespoon)

    Source: militaryfit-bombshell
    • 1 month ago
    • 241389 notes
    • #i'm doing this when i get home i'm excited
    • #personal
  • GUYS, I FOUND A WEBSITE THAT DOES YOUR MATH WORK FOR YOU!!

    moniquill:

    queernonywolf:

    mediumentis:

    spookyx12:

    IT EVEN GIVES YOU THE WORK THAT TEACHERS REQUIRE!!

    signal boost

    oh

    my

    god

    Reblogging because I can see the value of this as a teaching tool; math education failed me so fucking hard. Anything that can help others succeed is worthwhile.

    (via blowmeharry)

    Source: spookyx12
    • 1 month ago
    • 64241 notes
    • #reference
    • #oh my god
    • #thank you so fucking much
  • samandriel:

    ianmckellening:

    slothomore:

    siempre-chill:

    the internet is so convenient

    • what the fuck should i make for dinner
    • what the fuck should i listen to now
    • what the fuck should i do today
    • what the fuck should i do with my life

    this is the greatest

    praise you, internet

    THIS DIDN’T HELP ME AT aLL

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    I actually found it quite helpful

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    (via boobear-to-my-harry)

    Source: siempre-chill
    • 1 month ago
    • 191721 notes
  • suarts:

    Student living got you down?

    Check out these 18 amazing snacks that you can make in a cup in the microwave! Cheap and easy these are the perfect snacks! 

    (via reinaescarlata)

    Source: suarts
    • 1 month ago
    • 82078 notes
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  • this was more useful than university

    (via daethlyhallows)

    Source: captainnaustralia
    • 1 month ago
    • 137069 notes
    • #r you a god
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